Monthly Archive for February, 2009

Story140TheResult

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The results are in for the Story140 contest on Twitter, organised by Twitter micro-novelist Nick Warren, and I’m suitably pleased to announce that I came joint second, out of 20, with @mikebreed. Apparently were both just two votes behind the winner, @leeporter. To read Lee’s winning story, which I bagged as the winner as soon as I read it, and all the other 140 character stories click here.

 I wrote 10 stories for the competition, before choosing this one as my entry:

 “Small skinny decaf latté?” repeated the girl behind the counter. Samantha nodded. “Small skinny decaf latté? Do you even like coffee?”


The other nine were…

They told her that he’d been killed instantaneously. What did they know. She’d gone to great lengths to ensure he hadn’t.

 

The carpark was empty. He heard the footsteps behind him, but as usual, when he turned, there was no one. Always the same disappointment.


The barman poured him another drink, ‘on the house’. “Thanks,” he said. “Hey Dirk, old buddy, anytime.” Who Dirk was he had no idea.


The lift doors closed. He had 4 floors to decide, but knew it wasn’t enough. The deli counter was a minefield for the indecisive executive.


The newsreader stumbled, then broke into a sweat. He wasn’t sure, but he might just have called the Prime Minister Darling.


Every word, every character was beautifully crafted. Now all that was missing was the one thing which had eluded him all his life, a point.


“But I like money,” said Andrews, confused by the suggestion that there’s more to life. “I mean, you can’t eat spirituality.” 


“To solve teen pregnancy we must instil in the young a sense of ambition,” the politician said. The student nodded, “Like wanting a PS3?”


Divorce wasn’t an option. Too expensive, too messy, too depressing. But sudden, violent death? It had its benefits. Like keeping the car.

 

Story140

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I’ve been invited to write a 140 character story for the Story 140 competition being run by Twitter’s very own micro-novelist Nick Warren. A daunting task. If you haven’t read any of Nick’s stories on Twitter I suggest you stop reading this and go and follow him now. The drama, intrigue and humour he can find in 140 characters (including spaces) is staggering. My particular favourite being his story of Jan 19 2009, the eve of President Obama’s inauguration:

Welcome Mr President, we’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Agent Owen and I are with Alien Liaison sir, perhaps you’d better sit down.

Don’t know if I can match Nick’s pithy prose – as he puts it, a novel is a marriage, a short story an affair, the twitter story is a kiss – but I’m having a damn good go. Have written 10 possible contenders so far. I can only enter one, not sure how I’m going to pick, but so the other nine don’t go to waste, I’ll post them here after Nick has announced the winner of the competition.

DullDullDull

 

So, tomorrow night is the Brit Awards. I almost forgot. Which isn’t good. I’m a music journalist after all. If I don’t care, and I’m paid to, who the hell will? Still, it’s hardly surprising that The Brits 2009 is a contender for the most irrelevant two hours on television. Just look at the nominations for Best Male Solo Artist.

Ian Brown – with the best will in the world, love him, Best Male? Hardly George Michael is he?

James Morrison – music’s answer to woodchip.

Paul Weller – how long can you trade on your backcat? Next they’ll be nominating Sir Two Thumbs Up McCartney for Best New Artist.

Streets – Mike Skinner must surely be the only viable winner, and even then, probably belongs in another category.

Will Young – see Ian Brown.

Compare that to the best International Male category – Beck, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Neil Diamond, Seasick Steve – and British music doesn’t exactly look like a hot bed of creativity, glamour or even memorable music.

With Duffy, Adele and Coldplay confirming 2008 as being one of the least exciting years for music in living memory, it’s no wonder the music industry is tanking. The always overblown U2 are opening the show, the ever stylish Pet Shop Boys are closing, but there’s a good hour and a half in the middle there that won’t have anyone on the edge of their seat.

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I received this in the post today.

It’s a pen.

A promotional pen for the Gary Hustwit’s fantastic film Helvetica: The Movie. Don’t know why they sent it to me. Maybe it’s because they know I’m a massive fan of the film and very excited about Gary’s new movie Objectified. Maybe it’s because I’ve blogged about the movies and linked back to their respective sites. Maybe it’s because I bought the Helvetica ‘Meet The Cast’ movie poster last year. Or maybe it’s just because they’re exceptionally nice people. Whatever, thanks very much. Made my day. I know, I’m easily pleased.

AllHailNewPrinceInTown

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Considering Prince practically pioneered the digital distribution of music via his now defunct NPG Music Club, his claims last year that he was finished with the internet – following a brief but damaging war with three fan sites over cease and desist orders regarding unauthorised ‘fan’ pictures – didn’t exactly ring true. From claiming the net was the future to saying that he never wanted anything to do with it again was quite a leap.

A year on from his then site www.3121.com being taken down and replaced by a blank, black page, he’s finally back making his little purple online presence felt. New site, www.lotusflow3r.com will apparently be integral to the launch and distribution of the three new albums he’s planning to release in 2009. At the moment it includes four sections Videos (represented by a TV), News (that’s the newspaper cutting), Gigs (click the concert ticket to join the gig mailing list) and Music (a ghetto blaster with three tapes you can put in to play one new track from each of the forthcoming albums). All three are promising. The club ready electro strut of Disco Jellyfish in particular could kick Lady GaGa’s underwhelming excuse for synthpop all the way from here back to the ’80s.



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